THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

whoopie-crossing:

( * U * ) Yoooo! I can’t believe you all haven’t got rid of me yet!! Thank you guys so much for following me and dealing with my dumb nonsense!!

So yeah! I’ll be doing a lil giveaway! yay!

Rules:

  • You don’t have to be following me, but if you do follow me prior this, you’ll get a little extra surprise!! ~( e U e )~
  • Both Likes and Reblogs count!!
  • Please keep your ask boxopen so I can contact you~! if I don’t get a respond from you within 2 days, I’ll pick someone else (no pressure, tho :’3)
  • If you send me a meme, you’ll get 3 extra entires, and 5 extra entries if it makes me laugh! ( > U < )
  • Stay cool, friend, you’re cool.

Prizes:

There will be 5 winners! wish i could pick more but school is a butt and i’m lazy, sorry o)-<

Giveaway ends on September 4th!! Good luck to all of you!! ( ; U ; )/

legalmexican:

we got to breed the fuck out of bats and frogs these mosquitos need to disappear !!!

logicaldive:

how to draw

  • what the fuck

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

yoncevevo:

during the performance my mom shouted “STOP SCREAMING” from downstairs and i said shut up so if this is the last time you hear from me you made my life beyonce

"you was my cinnamon apple!!"
a nigga who really did love u (via cutely-perverted) ←

sickbrat:

i like people who r chill w platonic kissing 

some-wayward-daughter:

dreamalittlebiggerdahling:

heatherleighann:

If you didn’t fall in love with Andrew Garfield in this scene you’re lying.

If you didn’t fall in love with Emma Stone in this scene you’re lying.

Andrew’s smile in this scene could create world peace

k009:

Screw the pity party, have a drawing party instead.

k009:

Screw the pity party, have a drawing party instead.

adhemarpo:

He Jiaying, peintre chinois contemporain

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit