how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
look what we have here
in a week from now, my queue is literally going to jump from a parrot being groomed with a toothbrush, to a pokemon gifset, to dexter, and then a guy gitting his abs bit. Enjoy.
be--our--guest: ps I've noticed lately you've posted a lot of boners.... questioning ur gender right now
OMFG ALYSEA YOU CANT JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEYRE NOT SEXUALLY ACCURATE(I actually reblogged another text post about boners but ended up queueing it because I didn’t want people to bitch about NSFW stuff again)
i ate a fudge pop and i’m still sad, this situation is getting desperate
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
